ben, on beardos.
March 4, 2009 § 2 Comments
I would impersonate an officer, scam a charity out of double-digit millions, and pretend Pennsylvanian Governor Ed Rendell isn’t a short-sighted, money-grubbing fool who would rather crush opportunities for the youth and spit in the face of hope for the hopeless, than cut paychecks — among other equally ludicrous things, if only to get my hands on one of these ostentatiously awe-inspiring hats. I mean, that is some real panache, right there.
buy me one! : http://www.beardhead.com/
et al. 
They look warm, too. I wonder how they compare to the real thing… Hmm…
I want that hat so badly now. I saw a picture of one of them before, but I didn’t realize that they were commercially available.
Also, that police officer impersonating kid should get an award for just being that awesome. He is the real world McLovin.